Artist: Black ChildTracks :
Album name: DJ Wats
Interlude
Why are people still making fun of MICHAEL JACKSON?
Okay i was on the internet yesterday and i heard some jokes about Michael Jacksons death.
This made me sick, the poor man is already dead, how could you be so heartless?
The jokes when he was alive was obviously rude also, but the man is dead, why cant people leave him alone and let him go?
Even when Mike's brother said, "Maybe they will finally leave you alone, Michael"
apparently not.
here are some of the jokes in which "cheers them up":
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
A: Disney films can still touch kids.
Michael Jackson had to cancel all of his up coming dates.
They were named James(aged 9) and Thomas(aged 11)
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
A: About three hours.
Did you hear? The Jackson Five are offering a 20 percent discount on their reunion!
Will his organs continue to be donated to children?
Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital… “Put me in the children’s ward.”
Out of respect,
McDonalds has released the McJackson burger,
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Michael is the only person I know who was born a black man and died a white woman.
I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger…
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe.
So God killed Michael Jackson.
When Michael got to heaven, Elvis saw him and whispered in St. Peter’s ear. St. Peter then told MJ at the pearly gates, “Beat it. Just beat it.”
Q: Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
A: He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.
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To all the Michael Jackson fans, when you’re laying in bed tonight, as a tribute to Michael, JUST BEAT IT.
No embalming needed!
Michael Jackson died of a heart attack? What did he do, walk into a room full of pre-schoolers?
Well, at least he has practice burning.
Q:What did Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Ed always said “Here’s Johnny…” and Michael always said “Where’s Johnny…?”
We really shouldn’t joke about MJ, think of all the people he touched, especially the children.
heres the whole website:
http://www.boncherry.com/blog/tag/michael-jackson-dying-jokes/
THE reason why i posted some jokes is to show how cruel people can be
Jeez...
i had no intention to offend ANYONE
And i am NOT contributing to these horrific jokes!
i am not contributing to these jokes by posting them!
i am not making the losers who laugh at these okes to do so!
i am not contributing to these jokes by posting them!
i am not making these people who laugh at these jokes to do so!